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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

internleland:

harryistrash:

a 14 year old indian kid figured out that if the federal government changed their official font from times new roman to garamond they could save $234 million a year (source)

his name is Suvir Mirchandani

omitting identity from these things is how poc contributions and achievements end up getting erased altogether

his name is Suvir Mirchandani

(Source: chilllclinton)

high resolution →

(Source: averaqejoe)

geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things

wifipasswords:

I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

astrongerdose:

do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard

(Source: avoidthoseeyes)

centaur-butts:

Lithiaris’ Overly Exaggerated RP Stereotypes: Rogues

Blood Elves:
 I am fine, and I will kill you while looking fine. Then I will lick your blood off of my dagger - sensually. You like that, don’t you?

Orc: Yes.. and I will gather all this juicy information and feed it back to my overlords who will use it to vanquish all our enemies. We will be supreme.

Undead: And a backstab here~ And a backstab there~ Here a stab~ There a stab~ Everywhere a backstab! Bet you like my own concoction of deadly poison, don’t you, you weakling?

Troll: Eh, mon, I just gut ‘em. Nuttin ta fuss about.

Goblin: It’s my lucky day! This one had sixteen gold in their pocket. [Also walks away with half the person’s weapons somehow AND their family photos]

Human: I am misunderstood. You don’t know me - my parents died when I was young and I have nowhere else to turn. Feel bad for me. FEEL BAD.

Dwarf: [I’ve never seen a Dwarf rogue, actually. I am assuming they are mythical creatures and aren’t to be theorized about.]

Night Elf: I am dark. And muscular. And powerful. And emotional, someplace DEEP in my soul where you’ll never actually see it. I am also violent, and DANGEROUS. Do you see how edgy I am? LOOK AT MY EDGE. It will be your swift and unfortunate death.

Gnome: I am actually a pretty normal assassin. No big deal, I just do what I have to. Sort of weird, right?

Worgen: I am a better ragabond than th’ humans, even though I’m a noble lad. Yeah, ‘m not quite sure how tha’ works either, mate.

Pandaren [F/M]: I kill you while looking cute. Got a problem with that? / Mm… maybe I will just stab them later. Balance of mind, after all. And sleep.

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vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

(Source: foodtrucker)

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun)

FINALLY got a new layout done. I’ll tweak it more later to make it look prettier and more spaced out (it looks too close together and leaning far too much to the left since i’m on a widescreen computer) and find a new gif for the sidebar.

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6 hours ago

laye-z:


The camera turned on by itself I am no model

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

(Source: asian)