adroit-distraction: smilingemoticon: I’M...
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF GORGEOUS
ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are i’m sorry but bumblebees rival hornets in terms of being evil. those bastards are fucking mean.
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
Reblog if you would watch a Supernatural movie...
masaothedog: antisociallysplendid: rebelcas: We want to know. I would watch a fucking supernatural marathon dedicated to getting Adam out of the pit I would want the first twenty minutes of the movie to be Dean Cas and Sam just chilling and everything is peaceful, and they’re all just like Wow I feel like we forgot something. Did we forget something?
the-australian-pegasister: heysammy: heysammy: i think i’d like for cas to get the anti possession tattoo between his shoulder blades or alternatively this yes i like this thank u for existing
Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
ageofrogues: ilikelookingatnakedmen: Huh? I thought everyone did that? I love doing this. Especially older books.
I have a boyfriend now.
Yup. That’s my big news. (Not so big to those who are on my Facebook, since you guys knew this last week when my relationship status changed.) ^_^
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
pertlattimers: my blog is less me making a conscious effort to entertain people and more people walking in on me talking to myself
sherlockedwithfeels: ignisaquae: If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take? jared padalecki idk LOL
sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.